geysquiggles:

famous text posts are like miniature best selling novels

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tracingbackjordan:

durbikins:

I tried this on a female before.
She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”
*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus 

this story makes me laugh and cry
dxnixl:

 

rupsidaisy:

lours-audacieuse:

rupsidaisy:

I love being a girl because I haven’t paid for my own alcohol in so long

somewhere a friendzoned man is crying

good

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herriestiles:

Harry almost stepping on a puppy tonight

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Harry almost getting killed by a car tonight

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